Zach and I were making an "All About Me" page (with some help from friends) for his preschool class. We are not particular about calling him Zach or Zachary, so I asked him which name he wanted me to put on his page. "Do you want to put Zach or Zachary?" "Um, Spider-man." "No, you have to have Zach or Zachary." "Zachary." "Zachary or Zach?" "Zachary." "Ok, Zachary it is." "Mom, can you call me Spider-Man?" At least he enjoys playing and pretending.